ice princess :*



I'm Miranda and I'm pulling more tail than a curious three year-old in a dog park.

whetaver:

gf: come over

me: cant im a dinosaur and i died 65 million yrs ago

gf: im off my period

me: image

ifyoucarryonthisway:

Do boys even get crushes on girls do boys even like girls do boys even feel things 

earthnation:

*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*

theangelshaveteslasatncis:

folie-a-killjoy:

eli-manning:

gurry:

Aren’t we all internet explorers?

image

do you mean we all run slow and people don’t like us?

thats exactly what we are

clivas:

Hollisters electricity bill must be like $1 a month