ice princess :*



I'm Miranda and I'm pulling more tail than a curious three year-old in a dog park.
xieril:

catapultturtle:

comedown:

riseofthecommonwoodpile:

the face of true terror

this looks like a clip from a horror movie trailer

Someone please make this black and white.


I think I might have overdone it

allteensrelate:

I find it interesting how society doesn’t care when the media sexualizes women, when men sexualize women, or when school and the government sexualize women. But the second a woman is in control, and sexualizes herself willingly, it’s wrong and disgusting.

candycornfuse:

candycornfuse:

thirstiest:

why do people like fall

gravity

NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

saltandpuff:

image

BACK FOOT OPEN

RUB RUB 7 DAYS

My Dad's response to his white co-workers making fun of his accent

  • White Co-Worker: That's not how you say it.
  • My Dad: But you knew what I meant so why do you have to make a big deal out of it.
  • White Co-Worker: Aww come on man, it's funny, lighten up will yah Nestor?
  • My Dad: You know I speak 5 languages, right? How many can you speak?
  • White Co-Worker: Just English
  • My Dad: Tell me something. What does a cow say?
  • White Co-Worker: Moo?
  • My Dad: That's right, the cows in my country say that too. You know why? They can only speak one language *walks away*
  • White Co-Worker: *sheds white tears*
prguitarman:

Well they had an extra hour so