Long live the white girl

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• me: haha ok
• autocorrect: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: olvidare, via lets-make0ut-n0w)

Imessaging ugly boys who want to take me out?
SEND UGLY PICTURES

• girl: i'm having vagina surgery
• boyfriend: i know
• girl: i love you
• boyfriend: i love you too
• after surgery she wakes up and only dad is there
• girl: where is my boyfriend
• dad: who do you think gave you the vagina
• girl: what