ice princess :*



I'm Miranda and I'm pulling more tail than a curious three year-old in a dog park.

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

thehealthywarrior:

quickweaves:

quickweaves:

THE LOOK OF CONFUSION ON GWEN’S FACE WHEN SHE READ KATY PERRY 

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SNOOP’S FACE TOO THO. He’s like “are you sure you didn’t mean beyonce?”

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words

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zkac:

*holds my newborn baby for the first time* wow… you are just a tiny swagless version of myself

donkos:

me on the internet: gay

me irl: gay, but quietly

kawaiigod:

girl: he cheated on me

me: then break up with him

girl: but-

me: bye